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Just had a last minute idea to run a live super bowl blog for women.  Comments on what we think of the game/commercials/silly commentators/etc…

Spread the word!  Let’s see how many we can get commenting!  Leave your thoughts below by placing a comment…it’ll be something fun to do while all the men are eating the food we cooked…or ordered by phone 🙂

We usually have a Super Bowl party, but not this year because we have no chairs in our home theatre….we got rid of our recliners and ordered one row of four home theatre seats…we ordered them before Christmas…they still haven’t arrived…we’re sitting on beanbags watching the game!!!!

5:50pm….We’re settled in the basement in our home theatre watching the opening of the game eating tacos and chips with guacomole.  Emily is contained with her new coloring/sticker book and washable markers.  NICE opening with the Declaration of Independence!  Classy!  I got goose bumps.  Can someone find that on YouTube?  We gotta post it.   Thought:  If SuperBowl is the ultimate Americana moment…why isn’t it on a 3 day weekend?  Seriously the Monday after the SuperBowl should be a national holiday!!!!!!  We all need a break after this big game!

6:18 Emily calls the flags “a bula bula”  that’s actually her word for umbrella…but for some strange reason she uses it for flag poles too!  🙂  Ahh…Jordan Sparks looks so nervous…sweet thing…boy HD really shows off the fake eyelashes.  cute eli manning…ya just want to take him home and clean him up!  Greg just said he thinks Jordan is Lypsyching…what do you think?  how did she do? they just cut to Tom Brady at the end of the national anthem…still don’t like him after the whole baby mama drama…well done Jordan!!!!

6:21 p FIRST COMMERCIAL BREAK!  Ahh..Owen Wilson movie…hope he’s clean and healthy…looks like a guy flick…won’t be seeing that movie… Dumb Chase commercial with some business guy that thinks he’s a secret agent…yuk.  Cute AT&T commercial with the daddy and daughter…but come on who gives cell phones as valentines gifts…stupid idea…has to be the LEAST romantic thing I’ve ever heard of.  Please AT&T for the sake of women everywhere stop that commercial  Uh-oh Emily just colored the floor with her markers…

6:35p second commercial break…man breathing fire and beer…geez can we get any more testosterone here????  some car commercial…Audi I think…emily is scared…what was that a dead car?  Weird…Emily just jumped in my lap

6:39p Back to the game…so much talk about peyton and eli manning…gotta be hard for big brother watching little browther in the superbowl…wonder if it’s like an older sister watching the younger sister get married before her…(Wait…emily just fed me guacomole on a chip…”mommy bite?”) 

6:42 pm quote from Greg:  “Emily NO…don’t put chips in the playstation!”  ha ha

645 another commercial break!  funny one…the “what is love” SNL song…with people falling asleep…I don’t get it…oh Pepsi Max…ha…guess that stuff has an extra caffeine boost…ya baby! They should have shown a mom with a newborn!!!  Another one…”amp yourself”  what the heck?

6:48pm…Emily just took her pants off and is running around in a diaper…she thinks it’s hilarious!  Under Armour commercial on now…Greg says when the company announced they were running a commercial during the super bowl that their stock crashed…guess investors thought it was a silly idea to spend all that money on one commercial…what did you think?  Hey…if the stuff repels ketchup stains and kid throw up…I’d buy it.

6:53p who even has the ball right now?  Oh…patriots…can’t believe no one has scored yet… so much talk about Brady’s ankle…

6:58 p more commercials…screaming animals make emily stop in her tracks and get quite…that was funny…I get it their scared of the Bridgestone Tires…who is this chick? Kina…selling her cd and doritos…cute…I like her!

7:01 p…I saw a maryland lottery commercial…just save the money instead of playing the lottery people!  Emily is pushing Elmo in the doll stroller!

7:03p Some new Angelina commerical…is anyone still on Team Anniston?  Do you still see her as a home wrecker?  Oh no another Go Daddy commercial better cover emily’s eyes…

7:07p cut to Gisele…wonder if Tom Brady’s son and his baby momma are at the game?  scandalicious….

7:08p my mom just sent me an im to get her a recipe…when do you break during the superbowl…during the game or the commercials…I choose the game!

7:11p…Emily just ran into the room saying GO IU…”TOE-DOWN”…let me translate…IU is for indiana university every sport that daddy watches she yells go IU at the tv…cuz daddy taught her that during IU basketball games…and “toe down” is touchdown.

7:10p INTERCEPTION…oh wait…MORE COMMERCIALS!  Emily loves the horsey pulling the doggy!  WOAH!  she said.  And  a horse pulling a choo choo!  Are they marketing beers to toddlers??????  uh-oh another commercial that is scaring Emily…the ironman movie…she just ran to me holding Elmo TMX saying “elmo scared”….

7:10p new george clooney/renee zellweger movie…looks interesting.  GPS commerciall…AND NAPOLEON…dumb.

7:20pm woah…the score is 7 to 3…woops I didn’t know that anyone has scored yet…okay I totally need to watch the game more…

7:25pm…lizards dancing to Thriller…Greg just said, “there’s gotta be a thriller commercial every year…hmmm…do dancing lizards make you want to drink water?

7:23p…time for an adult beverage…

7:27p…Emily is quiet eating “choco”  or chocolate pudding…wait I just saw her drop some on the floor and then lick it…GROSS!  Now she’s feeding Elmo TMX her milk.

7:29p some stick man pushing a moon?…cheap production cost huh…new yukon…hmmmm…how far do the kids have to step up to get in that baby?  Another beer commercial in a bar…radical…hot chicks and nerds…another totally new concept…right…

7:37 pm…Emily is in her chair coloring things blue…more movie commercials…wow…another narnia movie…emily loved the lion…  yikes monobrow chick!  with a ton of makeup that men are in love with?  huh?  cashews?  what am I missing?  H funny Shaq commercial…with tmovile…i like that one…oh…and then Tom Brady pretending to be a good father figure…hmmmm….

7:41 p awww…justin timberlake commercial…he’s a cutie…not sure I get the commercial, but I’m all for more JT

7:48 p looks like a window of opportunity to put Emily to bed…right after this commercial break…

7:55p okay…Emily is asleep…whew…halftime show soon?  what is the deal with the comcast commercials…i don’t think they are funny.  Are you watching the halftime show or doing something else?

8:17p….loved Tom Petty!  No crazy surprises…loved it.  your thoughts?

8:21p…I’m lovin’ the comments…thanks for playing my game with me…the adult conversation is great! 

8:54p party is over here…emily woke up and puked all over me…just cleaned it up…i was having so much fun…

9:04p have relocated from basement theatre room to living room…now the kitchen is clean…puke is clean…and momma needs some chocolate….oh!  nice marilyn monroe commerical…to shakira…to madona…ew but sunsilk…that’s crap shampoo.

9:05p giant baloon fight over Coke in NYC…cute…but…kind of boring…

9:11p TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!  Things are starting to look up!  Aww…cut to peyton clapping for his baby brother…cute…good storytelling on the directors part!

9:15p “Don’t mess with a zo-what?”  what was that commerical…are they making a terminator TV show?  Are they nuts?

9:19:  question:  why does it seem like peyton manning is along watching the game?  Where is his wife?  Why isn’t he by his Dad, Archie?  Maybe he get’s so intense that he secludes himself…or maybe he’s so intense that no one can stand to be around him?!

9:21p funny baby talking about etrade…Dog drinking gatorade…cute…makes me think of Idiocracy…crazy movie…gotta see it when you need a laugh

9:26p Will Ferrell beer commercial HILARIOUS!  Valentines Gift…HA HA HA!

9:29p how old is the Giants trainer?  Did you see that guy…John Johnson…the trainer since 1948!!!!!!!!!!!!  Wow…what a way to retire?  Has he been waiting for a trip to the Super Bowl? 

9:38p Patriots take back the lead…come on Eli!!!!   4th and 1….GO FOR IT ELI GO GO GO!  IT’S THE SUPERBOWL…DON’T PLAY IT SAFE!

9:57P YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!  TOUCHDOWN GIANTS!   Woo Woo Woo Woo….just did my best beyonce bottie dance imitation in the living room…woops the blinds were open!

10:00p BRADY SACKED!!! HA HAA HA HA Patriots only need a field goal to tie the game though!!!!!!

Bill Belacheck or however you spell is name is a sore looser…one second and he storms to the locker room….HA HA HA HA…you know he’s balling like a baby in the fetal position right now…

10:08pm….GIANTS WIN!  THE UNDERDOG DEFEATS WHAT WAS UNDEFEATED!  WOW WOW WOW….and a grown man  cries…Plaxico breaks down at the win in an interview!  AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You just can’t even write anything better than this.

This is America.  Land of the FREE…Home of the BRAVE! 

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