…he wears Garden Gloves to keep his hands warm in the winter.
True story: We were riding the subway into D.C. recently when I noticed Greg was wearing his garden gloves on a trip to the museum. I noticed it because when I went to hold his hand…I felt the little plastic nubs on the palm of the gloves.
Here is how the resulting conversation transpired:
Amanda: “GREG?! Why are you wearing Garden Gloves as winter gloves? she said, with jaw dropped, and a furrowed frustrated brow…
Greg: ”Why spend the money to buy new gloves when these work perfectly well?”.
Amanda: “Well, why spend hundreds of dollars on an HD-DVD player and walk around during winter wearing Garden Gloves for warmth?”
Greg: “That’s why I can buy an HD-DVD player, because I saved money by not buying the w$inter gloves and using my garden gloves.”
Does anyone else see the flaw in this line of thinking? Or do you think Greg has a point?
Please settle the argument…please!